The cat is well and truly out of the bag. Manchester United really are hopeless.
If they do finish in the top four they should give goalkeeper David De Gea (above) the freedom of the city as he’s been carrying a terrible set of players around on his back.
I bet Louis Van Gaal can’t believe his luck. If Liverpool and Arsenal hadn’t been so poorly managed United would be staring at a second successive season without Champions League football.
Sam Allardyce is right, United are more effective when playing it long. That’s because Robin Van Persie and Radamel Falcao are far from the force of old.
Who would ever have thought that Marouane Fellaini would become a more valuable player than those two at ‘The Theatre of Dreams.’