What I like and dislike about the Olympics.
GOOD OLYMPIC SPORTS
I’ve enjoyed fencing (very noble), rowing (GB are good at it), table tennis (fat blokes can still play it), badminton (gloriously athletic), swimming (humble GB winners) and cycling (Balding and Hoy double act are great).
BAD OLYMPIC SPORTS
I’ve not enjoyed rugby (silly scrums and drop kicks at goal), golf (shouldn’t be included), tennis (see the golf), synchronised diving (the Tom Daley effect), gymnastics (too many soft medals available), and football (prima donnas).