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The Village Fete, by T A Napper



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The village fete for heaven's sake
The vicar won the best fruit cake.
And little miss Mabel Gormer
Got first prize for her willie warmer
But her best friend Nellie Glatten
Wondered where did she get the pattern

One of Mrs T's eight daughters
How many fathers did she need
All agreed a beauty queen
She was the best breed

Lovely Ellie Shawcross was convinced
That Maypole dancing was out of fashion
She surprised them all by trying something new
As pole dancing was her passion.




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  • Last Updated: 18 April 2008 3:07 PM
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  • Location: Peterborough
 
 

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